You named the ship and wrote it on your noodle with a big sharpie. Pool Noodle: It’s just you, kicking your feet. Your friend got a glimpse once before they ducked back down. Someone must ship it, but no one knows why or who they are. Raft: There’s two-to-four people who Ship It Hard and a few others who grab onto the side for safety when there’s drama on their usual flagship.īarrel: There’s orphaned fic of it. Artfully covered in trash and dirty laundry. The kind of ship that generates more playlists than fic. Someone is always merrily drunktweeting about it at 11pm on Saturday night and then wistfully sobertweeting about it 4 hours later from their kitchen floor. You spend your days paddling furiously in hopes of keeping the ship afloat, dreaming of the day you upgrade to a rowboat so you can finally rest.īarge: Not quite seaworthy, but buoyant in both the literal and figurative senses. You exist in an endless cycle of the same five people desperately producing art and fic and one person who constantly contributes headcanons.Ĭanoe: you are one of maybe three people who ship it, and there’s a not-insignificant chance you’ve never encountered those other two hypothetical shippers. Rowboat: less than a dozen people ship it. You’ve forgotten what it is to be picky about what you read. You can usually get through everything on AO3 in a matter of days. Almost never seen except as a side pairing to a more popular ship. Probably only takes a few weeks to get through the entire AO3 backlog, and one new fic gets added during that time. New people to the fandom might not know about it, but they’ll stumble across it sooner rather than later. Has a good amount of fic/art, and probably multiple ask blogs.įrigate: just plain popular. Not everyone ships it, but everyone knows about it.
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You can, with dedication, in theory, reach the end of the AO3 archive for the ship’s tag, but it’ll take a long time.Ĭruiser: pretty popular ship. You cannot escape this ship.ĭreadnought: massively popular.
The fandom is glutted with artwork and fic.